Tired of using your toilet time to just sit there and feel fat? A new toilet paper aims to make your time more productive and healthy by encouraging exercise and helping you keep tabs on your results.
The Measuring Tape Toilet Paper is printed with a measurements in centimeters that you can use to do a quick gut check while no one else is looking, and then dispose of the evidence of your metabo problems.
While that may not be very useful while you’re sitting down, the rest of the paper is printed with various illustrations that demonstrate how you can do exercises while on the porcelain throne, from stretches to toe touches.
While this is clearly a novelty of sorts, toilet paper in general is a blank slate just waiting for a creative, value-added innovation. Brands certainly don’t like the idea of being defiled, but there are plenty of other ways to use this ubiquitous and personal medium.